Who Is This B?

Hey there! What’s up! I recently birthed a monster and since then have realized there are slim to no real-life, keepin-it-real, tell-me-the-dirty, mom blogs. When I was pregnant, I skimmed Pinterest, I read the table of contents of books, I pretended to listen to the unsolicited advice, but I thought the whole mom thing would come naturally and I’d magically know what I was doing after this tiny human exited my body. Girl let me tell you- I was in for a MAJOR awakening! And looking for help after that did not go well! Let me break it down: 1) Any problems you have, some other mom is going to shame you 2) No one wants to tell you the real, dirty, nasty, sad, etc stuff that comes along with motherhood 3) You will survive, and you will figure it out

I’m here to tell you the real-real and hopefully embarrass my son when his girlfriend finds this blog 40 16 years from now.

Nothing I say is law (unless you live in my house)! I am here to tell you my experiences, my opinions, share my favorite things, and laugh at myself and my stories. I am not here to argue or mom-shame anyone; you do you and let me do me; we can help each other. I am not a doctor and I do not play one on tv so if you have medical questions, call your pediatrician or the nurse line on your insurance card.

Hang out and laugh at all the things I do wrong trying to figure out life with a small version of my husband, and know you aren’t alone in this mom thing!